<scrawled in wild, near-illegible handwriting> Monseur Montezzi, Prince of Caves, Lord of Lower,
It pleases me to make your Royal acquaintance. The rumors have reached my ears that you seek a master of the Ribald arts, a God of Wit, an Entertainer of Exquisite Repute for the amusement of Your Cavern Court.
Look no further than Scrillione, Lord of the Barbed Tongue, Juggler of Knives, Skald of High-Repute, and Engineer of Pie Propulsion. An entertainer of the Highest Calibre.
Such an opportunity smiles upon the greatest of kings but Once A Century, when the Stars and Elements align just so. You may contact me at the Sultry Siren.
Sincerely yours, Scrillione Lydel, Jester, Juggler, and Artiste Exquisite
P.S. Had the opportunity to visit your estate recently. Loved the decor!