To Whomever owns this fine establishment,

I would like to purchase The Wench's Clench from you at a reasonable price. My name is Izzy and you can send me a letter to the Pissing Crone if you wish to negotiate price.

I am sorry that I did not ask your name, but it seems that nobody knows who you are!

- Izzy

Izzy,

This establishment belongs to me. If you want to make use of it, you must first tell me what you intend on using it for, and secondly must have permission from Cyrus Doors.

Prince Rinaldo Montezzi