Alright, ladies and gentlemen! It's that time again. That's right, time to help Diag with his homework!

I need to conduct a survey and study into one suspific, individual human behavior. Comments would also be useful.

So, do you pee in the shower?

For me, it really depends on the time, what I was doing prior, how much of a hurry I am, etc.

Most often, it depends on how frisky I just was, because in most cases I just kill two birds with one stone at my toilet.

Not any more...

Dudes Showers are for shower toilets are for pissing FFS! WHAT IS THIS PReschool!?

Dr. D knows how to lay down the law.

Dr Dragon Dudes Showers are for shower toilets are for pissing FFS! WHAT IS THIS PReschool!?

Dr D, you're a guy, you should know this. Everywhere is potentially your toilet. Goes with the plumbing.

<_<

OMMA I am Lawful Nuetrel IRL NOT CHAOTIC STUPID! I HAVE A SET OF MORALS AND DECENCY!

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What has this to do with where you go pee pee?

Also interesting: How do you wipe? Do you fold? Or bunch? Standing? or sitting?

LOL Inq

What about "golden showers"? Is there an etiquette for this? :oops:

Golden showers - there is nothing like the feeling of a nice warm fluid, plus your in the show so it washes off right away!

Kotenku Also interesting: How do you wipe? Do you fold? Or bunch? Standing? or sitting?

Indeed. However, I will be conserving those for the next time I need to take a survey of common human actions.

Dr Dragon WHAT IS THIS PReschool!?

No. This is year nine homework! You would be startled how often something horribly simple, yet slightly funny due to how unexpected it may be, can earn you a high mark, DrD. I receaved a VH (Australia's version of an A+) for writing a three page essay on why my dog is retarded. Also; What is this, preschool?* (A question is an exclamation, thus the use of "!?" is invalid.)

Yes, your bad grammar invalidates your argument. Sorry Docta. I do not, though I once did. Also, I bunch.

ldo

Only when I'm alone in the shower.

Dwarves are not afraid to piss when they must piss!

On a slightly more serious(?) note, I'd have to vote no! Kind of defeats the purpose of a shower if you're messing everything up. >_>

Inq was alarmingly honest. Haha!

You know, I don't do this very OFTEN, but I have before when I REALLY had to go. Let's analyze this. Why is pissing in the shower all that bad? Urine is generally very clean and the shower washes it right away (if you're a good aim at least, not much I can say for the ladies on this one). When you're in the shower, it's not uncommon for feces particles that weren't displaced by wiping to be flushed away from your backside and down the drain. It happens, it's unavoidable. Obviously, your showers are not as clean as you'd like to think if you haven't realized this. Oh, and on a similar note, you should probably make sure to never drink or put bath water in your mouth. That very water may have brushed against the dirty parts of you.

Thus, I don't see a problem with urinating in the shower. It's clean, efficient, and sometimes necessary as Inqy pointed out. Just don't tell anyone you know in real life about it.

Totally depends on how much drinking I've done, but I've been known to do it.

I AM MAN. I PISS WHERE I LIKE.

Okay:

I pee before getting in the shower.

But if I still gotta go, a couple sprinkles in the shower, maybe.