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Stacy Marthen, The Pissing Crone

Stacy,

I have read every issue of your paper. I must say first off, that it is good to see a person take charge of keeping the rest of the city informed. However, your spelling and grammar can only be described as terrible. For this reason, I offer my services to edit your paper. I may even be willing to set aside a small portion of my own personal fortune to set you up in a proper office, likely in the Grotto.

In return for this, I would require final approval of any story you wish to put out, and all revenue from the ad space I plan to sell. Below I have taken it upon myself to edit your most recent publication as an example of the manner of service I intend to provide. And yes, I know Advertising is mispelled, didn't catch it until the print was already pressed. You may reach me anytime at the Archibald Estate.

-Ambassador Rook

Writen on the back of the letter and left at the estate

Rook, I am glad to hear that i have got the eye of some people and what you have offerd and did to show me what you could do to help the paper is very intresting but first we must talk so i know who am signing with -Guard and editor Stacy Marthen