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Officer Barkely Fan Fiction

Because of fan fiction I am doing one of officer Barkely.

The fat man eats another mint as he gazes into the reports. He then signed the document ordering to torture and execute the man with a grin.

Barkely then chews another mint down and smiles kindly to the visitor "Want a mint?" *the person took a mint and ate infront of Barkely and left to register with an agent.*

Suddenly an attractive agent strides in the room with black raven hair. "Greetings Agent Nelly." "Yes Officer?" the agent replied.

"We need to talk in your quarters perhaps?" "Sure officer!"

He gos down a dark corridor into a room that contains tons of theorys and research on animation of the undead.

"Agent I understand what you did to that seeker but doing this to random people is very dumb and if people start to dissapear or you fail people will start to investigate us and weve worked to hard to allow everyone to see what happens in here do you understand agent?" The officer says coldly.

"Uh alright officer." The agent says nervously.

The agent then waves his hand and casts an incantation. Instantly the agent passes out clearly asleep.

*the spellguard officer grins*

a Few hours later Barkely leaves the room and returns to his desk and continoues to eat his mints and read reports.

Holy mother of God, Dr.D. I'm amazed!

Keep them coming, Dr Dragon.

Okay... The thing between Azzam and Timmons was sweet. This is just creepy... Like, date rape creepy.

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