A Guide to Parenting

By Yandrie Redbeard

Ok some of you lot been going about a guide to pareanting all Wrong!

So I will be writing a better guide.

1What your child is has nothing to do with bloodline its all about raising.

2 Having your child Worshiping Beshaba will get him picked on and made fun of by most people and he will likely turn out as a gambler or some proffesion of ill repute.

3 Make sure your child keeps good company if he hangs out with the wrong crowd hes sure to turn out just like the crowd.

4 Show him affection whenever possible.

Making use of your child!

1 Make him clean up do the dishes mop the floors cook you food.

2 Tell him you gave him life so he owes you everything.

3 Teach him a useful trade so that you can send him to work and you can take a day off.

On Discipline

Is your child sees it fit to disrespect and disobey you wack him with a quarterstaff and tell him if he ever disrespects you again further beatings will occur. This gives a great message for cause and effect. Also dont be afraid to hit him more then once.

2 Reward good behavior buy him an ale give him some gold.

This concludes my brief guide If their is something in this book not mentioned that you need help with send word for Redbeard at the Stand