To Clan Mithrilsoul From PVT Redbeard Date Alturiak 10th 103 Subject Bulgar Battle axe

Dear Clan Mithrilsoul

I greatly respect your kin and undersand your bitterness but being unhappy shouldnt be an excuse to commit crimes Like Bolgar Battle axe. Maybe it is just him who sees it fit to insult me harass citizeins and flee arrest when hes told hes under arrest. I am not a man of montezzi I am a man of the watch I dont wish to murder all dwarves. The watch has no hate for you or your honorable Dwarves.

Sincerly PVT Redbeard

Dear Private Arsewipe,

your concern has been duly noted and used to wipe my esteemed arse with.

- Bolgar Bruteaxe Second to the Faenor

Very well I have provided you something to wipe your ass because you where to greedy and cheap to afford such.

-Redbeard

Both Redbeard's letters appear, a while later, brown and sullied on the Watch doorsteps. No reply is ever sent to his last.