Last night, while I was travelling near the Canal Ward, I found a Spellguard animatron blocking my way at the gates. To my suprise, it began to caper about at random, almost as if it were dancing. At the end of the sequence, it stated: 'Dance Protocols completed. Commencing Extermination protocols.' It then began to advance on me, and took a swing at me. I ran away, as fast as my feet would carry me, at that point. I do not know if this was simply a joke initiated by one of the creators of your animatrons, but it is something that should likely be looked into.

-Ferret.

Dear CITIZEN,

The Spellguard Order would like to thank you, CITIZEN __Ferret__ ________ , for your letter. Rest assured that your INFORMATION/CONCERN has been noted and will be investigated as soon as an Agent becomes available.

Further correspondence will be sent you if we deem them warranted.

-Order of the Spellguard