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Goldbrick Resignation

Citizens,

It is with a heavy heart, and a clouded mind, that I must sadly announce my resignation from this office. Personal health issues have rendered me immobile, and I'm barely even able to sit as I pen this letter.

As I struggle against obesity over the coming days and possibly even years, I hope that you will recall me as a fair, patient, and kind man that gave everything he could to see this city prosper.

It is with a heavy heart (and dolly-cart) that Goldbrick is wheeled out of Town Hall.