OMG! I'm a new player!!

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welcome to escape from underdark where your deaths will be many ahaha

Welcome to Escape from the Underdark. It's a great server, but it can also be pretty brutal sometimes. See you IG.

TRB's alt account imo.

Nah, it's HyperVision's. He's being elusive these days.

Hello Miss Yertle. Welcome to the forums. Please set your chair into the standard, upright position, place your cup holder behind the seat in front of you, and enjoy your stay.

Thank you for choosing EFU.

<3,

DM wcsherry

Welcome to the Underdark.

Welcome to the Underdark :twisted:

Welcome and well met, the world shall soon be yours. Then you die in a most horrible way.

Nice to see new players still flooding in after so long.

Hope you enjoy your stay!

Don't feed the.... *weeps*

I'll be okay, just gimme a minute.

Welcome.

Yertle the Turtle ftw.

Ommadawn Welcome to the Underdark :twisted:

Seconded. +1 Post.

If you see a Fanatical Talossian walking about, it's me.

Ah, good. New meat *cough* I mean target prac- *cough* I mean new blood *cough* a NEW PLAYER! That's it! :D Ah. Welcome to the Underdark. Keep an eye on the Montezzis, they're EVIL!

*Psst* You ain't one o' 'em pally's right? One o' 'em...Pride swollen god-lovers huh? Good...You jus' keep walkin', then turn left, and knock on th' door o' the big nasty fortress with piked corps's outside o' it. They'll take good care o' ya!

Welcome to the server which will make promises about fulfilling all your dreams, then break them. After which they will fulfill them for 2.37 seconds before taking it away. All in all, you can't help but.

<3 EfU

Olwa *Psst* You ain't one o' 'em pally's right? One o' 'em...Pride swollen god-lovers huh? Good...You jus' keep walkin', then turn left, and knock on th' door o' the big nasty fortress with piked corps's outside o' it. They'll take good care o' ya!

Hey! What's that suppost to mean? :P

Welcome to EfU. Make some friends quick, and never, ever trust a drow.

Semli Welcome to EfU. Make some friends quick, and never, ever trust a drow.

That's exactly what a drow would expect. Therefore, DO trust every drow you meet. It will throw them off balance and give you the upper hand.

Unless that's what the drow was anticipating, and told you to never trust a drow knowing you would do the opposite and....

*drinks the poisoned cup*