*Written in bold, garish letters, this poster appears to have been written with inks colored by various plants, judging by the small chunks of material clinging to it in places. It hangs from the notice board within the Town Hall.*

The Pissing Crone

The Crone in Lower Sanctuary is the frugal and wise mind's first choice for hosting social events!

No worries about slipping in blood from stoned corpses! The Pissing Crone, with space to hold a social event of any reckoning with free entertainment for those who book wisely!

A sanctuary within Sanctuary for those tired of working hour in and out, or having to hear others complain! Cheap drinks! Quality company! Song and dance a regular, and free, commodity!

Let your feet do the talking and come to the Pissing Crone for all your social wants and needs! You'll never know what you're missing under your feet if you don't.

*Scratched below this in smaller letters and a more simple hand.*

Leave a message at the bar of the Pissing Crone for Honest Eddy if you're interested in booking space. Include a name and where you can be found regularly, as well as what you want to do. Planning assistance and free entertainment available dependent upon complexity, type and avalaible time.

((Edited the title.))