Believe it or not. this post is not a joke. I recently played the euromillions, and for the Americans and others out there, this is a large lottery sum, i won a 36 million pound jackpot, along with two other people, surmounting to a 12 million pound sum. I have no idea how to spend the money, and apparently i have a choice to meet with camelot (the lottery board who issues the money) advisors this friday. I actually have to wait a month before i recieve the cash, and have been rather spendthrifty since then! I was thinking about having all the efu members meet up, perhaps in west philadelphia were i was born and raised, in the playground is where i spent most of my days. chilling out maxin-relaxin shooting some b-ball outside of the school. when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. she said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror, if anything i could say that this man was rare but i thought naw forget it, yo home to bel air!

i pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and i yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.

Lay off the crack, NBane.

Wow. Congratulations. You're a pretty lucky guy.

Um i wont believe you unless I get 5 million. Some advice invest in real estate become the next Donald Trump.

..you could always give me some of the cash? :wink:

Pay Howland to run EfU as a full time DM. Please.

FFS, I just got prince rolled on EFU?

BASTARD!

Here's my advice. Put most of it in the bank and save, it'll grow into more money.

With that money, you can arrange a REAL EfU LARP convention.

Donate it to EFU

Luke Danger Here's my advice. Put most of it in the bank and save, it'll grow into more money.

Buy Motherwell F.C.

You forgot the part where the fat guy picked you up and spun you around.

Love the real LARP convention idea.

Haha, invest in mutual funds.

But seriously, endow EfU.

Wait were those two switched? No, got it right. :D

Lolle, Princerolled.

Nights Bane Believe it or not. this post is not a joke.

This statement makes it pretty clear he is not lying or joking around. I'd suggest the rest of you be nice to him and cease trolling his post, as he may very well be responsible for EfU's fiscal future.

-SI

Starry Ice, I was dead serious.

YEAH BUY US A PLANE TICKET MAN AND A CAR HAHAHAH

Invest in EfU.

N-Bane, you're a krek hed.

Invest into companies, pay of debts, DO NOT buy a new house, car, or something else. Cause taxes are gonna kill you.

Seriously, a good percentage of all lottery winners commit suicide due to accumulated debts when they thought they were rich.