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The Classes and Alignments of High School

Alignments

Lg-The Student who follows rules respectful follows instructions. Helps those in need a Model Student!

the absoloutle VAST MINORITY OF HIGh SCHOOL STUDENTS!

LN the kid in it for himself follows rules instructions but dosent help others and is the dont snitch unless it affects me type.

Le-Most likely to get beat up in high school. Sniveling worm who uses teachers as weapons and threateans to Snitch if he isnt paid. Or simply snitches on kids he dosent like. an asshole and probably going to get beat up.

Ng-The Student who helps others no matter what and donates money to the school and useless fundraisers.

Tn-Stupid Student whos like "whatever man." makes the wrong choices often and often cares for little more then getting girls and getting high.

Ne-The Honorless student who dosent give a shit about anything or anyone. Most likely to get expeled. However he cares about not getting caught.

Cg the kid who has no reguard for the rules and often cuts class to help someone or do something.

Cn-Who bashes stuff disrespects the teacher. However his crimes are petti and often dont harm others. However this moron is likely to go evil.

Ce- Destructive violent Bully He dosent give a shit about anything and is best avoided.

THE CLASSES OF HIGH SCHOOL!

Ftr-Warior who bashes stuff for little more then anything. Often he fights only if he needs to. or an Athlete.

Brb-low temper destructive dont want to mess with the student who is either mean or outright insane. Or one of those triple 9rrs on the football team who got heldback and is massivly huge.

Brd-Performer in the school play school musician or just a student who plays the guitar and has skills.

Rogue-Student whos street smart. From girl stalker (a realativly easy feat in High school) to elaborate cheater on a test. To bodyguard payer. To Drug seller! However he is no warior and generally stays out of fights perfering others to do the fighting for him while he watches. a few minor class in high school.

wizard-The booksmart kid whos sought for his book smarts. He is your study partner or that nice nerd who lets you cheat on tests. When you have nerds like these on your side you will do good in school.

Sorceror- Same as wizard but a hot girl version. (a very small minority sadly)

Cleric-The kid who openly praises god jesus and all manner of creed during school.

Monk-That kid who knows karotte.

Druid-The kid who grews drugs and then sellls them at school. (the only thing I can find.) or the kid who loves to recycle. (that no one gives a crap about.) or a hippy.

Ranger-a boy/girl scout whos a fan of camps and the wilderness or has a thing for animals.

Paladin-Perfect student that nobody likes.

Now what youve all been waiting for DR Ds Alignment and Class for High School!

Ln Rogue

I have strict Morale codes however am smart and not evil. I am I am also very sneaky and sometimes do my homework during Class and then Manage to turn it in! Dr D never is caught breaking the rules!

That my friends is highschool.

KARATE. Not karotte. Besides, everyone knows jujitsu and kung fu is where it's at. :P

Wow.

Yes. Holy god, "karotte" was the only 'word' of that I actually saw.

And Shaolin Five Animals Kung Fu is fantastic. (Tai Chi, too.)

Dr D, you are one messed up sonuvagun. *GRIN*

What if you're some sort of massive combo, sort of a Fighter/Paladin/Wizard? Is that even a canon multiclass? I don't think that's even legal! Must have been the homeschooling...

Actually, this post wasnt as bad as I expected. :o

Anyway, This list works pretty well for life.

except the sorcerer part is, as far as i can tell, a myth. (sorry)

In highschool, according to this, I would've been a LG wizard. Since entering the college scene, I've picked up a lot of evil points, and some chaotic. I'm probably TN now.

...You attend one very messed up high school Dr.D...and also(hope you don't mind)...

LG - Well rounded student in general. Tends to follow rules and volunteer for stuff like tutoring or other after school programs.(Not the absolute minority of High school students)

LN - Average guy/girl. Follows rules but chances are he/she may get into minor trouble every now and again. May or may not help others, tends to depend on mood.

LE - Like most of the evil alignments, rare in high school. Basically LE is your stereotypical "bullly" in my opinion.

NG - Good people in general. Will probably donate to school fund raisers in they have loose change or a buck or two to spare. Tends to help peers with class or home work.

TN - I frankly just don't believe this alignment exist in real life.

NE - Once again, very rare. Generally the kids on really strong meds....when they aren't taking their meds(I apologize if I offended anyone with this, it's based on this guy at my school that just went crazy when he didn't take his meds).

CG - Student who doesn't like being told what to do, and may or may not follow rules. Usually a good guy/girl in general.

CN - Usually a slacker, tends to go to school more for the social interaction than because he/she actually wants to learn/ advance in life. Tends to live his/her day one class period at a time, rarely thinking about the consequences of his/her actions.

CE - Basically non-existent. Most bullies fall into CN or LE category.

In conclusion, it's very hard to define high school "alignments" because two people with the same alignment may be completely different. "Classes"(Rogue, Wizard, etc) help further define high schoolers but I don't have time to type my perspective of high school "classes" right now. With Dr. D's permission I would gladly do it at a later time so that readers have more than one point of view on the crazy point in everyone's life that was(or is) high school.

I read that as karaoke

Well, I'm a CG fighter/wizard. Thanks for the charters.

Actually pretty funny, Dr. D. Good job! I must say I agree with your examples for each category more than with DonPollo's.

The reason for this is that if you define the set of 'rules' for a high-schooler as the school's rules and regulations, and make "Lawful" the guy who follows every determination and suggestion and "Chaotic" the guy who really doesn't give a damn, you'll arrive at Dr. D's model, or something close to that.

im a ce sorcerer

Dr. D Sorceror- Same as wizard but a hot girl version. (a very small minority sadly)

Too funny to dispute. :D

Dr Dragon

Paladin-Perfect student that nobody likes.

Hey whats that supposed to mean? :)

Still, that was a good read, great thinking Dr. D.

Guess I'm a Chaotic Good Fighter/Wizard/Barbarian then.

Le-Most likely to get beat up in high school. Sniveling worm who uses teachers as weapons and threateans to Snitch if he isnt paid. Or simply snitches on kids he dosent like. an asshole and probably going to get beat up.

I would see a Lawful Evil student as the one who creates a drug and alcohol empire in school, remaining safe through the use of middle men who would not hesitate to shoot any other person in school trying to infer with his business. Not the person who would get beat up, as many LE would be intelligent enough to stay out of trouble.

Neutral Evil would be the alignment of many gang members. I would put Bloods, Cribs and such between LE and NE.

Chaotic Evil, I do not have much to say on that.

I would put very few people into the evil alignment categories in High School, more along Chaotic Neutral.

You guys just reached a whole new stage of Geekiness.

After an AP exam in my HS someone called the AP test giving company anonymously and reported that two of the other guys taking the exam were cheating, which they probably were. One of the guys figured this girl did it, found out what colleges she was applying to and applied to the same ones with no intention of going if he was accepted. (There was a perception that colleges accept a certain number of people from each HS.) He was the better student and just wanted to ruin her. I'd say that was LE.

LN wizard

NE Fighter/Rogue

Ln Fighter/Bard

Hammerfist0 Actually, this post wasnt as bad as I expected. :o

Anyway, This list works pretty well for life.

except the sorcerer part is, as far as i can tell, a myth. (sorry)

Not a myth, just incredibly rare..dated one. Model, super smart, Wiccan, and was into D & D. Even played Neverwinter Nights.. one in 10 million she was. "sighs fondly" 'course it did not last, if it did, my fond memory's would probably be tainted..

And Dr. D...I think once you leave the small pond that is highschool, your going to find that people possess the entire spectrum of alignments, and usually, circumstance dictate which one they display. Exceptions of course, but in general, we are all of them at any given time.

*note to self, do not drink 5 hour energy drinks befere peruseing the forums*

Did you ask her if she believed in the crop circles?

Dagam Did you ask her if she believed in the crop circles?

Believe???...she made them, with her mind...from the lotus position,..while cooking fondu..on random odd numberd mid month weekdays in spring..

*see note on previous post*

I vaguely recall a very similar topic by you somewhere several months ago. 'T could be a side effect from what must have been the worst hang over in my life, deja-project-the-future-in-past-times-memory-vu. Fine stuff anyway. LG Assassin/Bard for Howland!

PS: Rimmeke. <3

>.> I know nobody gives a damn about me, but I would probably be a TN bard.

Might multiclass as a wizard, (dont we all) since I play EFU. :roll:

CN - the dudes that rock up to school stoned, have billys at lunch and laugh their way through English.

Pictured myself as a CG druid/wizard/bard. But things change so much as you get older!