It was almost too easy to get. And too easy to sell to a counsIlor and get away with it. I still have his boots and a really nice'n shiny amulet, along wth his wicked double mace. If you are the type who would buy this from me, without turning me in, then you'll know where I'm hiding. The one place lower than lower and higher than sewertown. Slip a letter unDeRneath the dOor if you knoW where that is....

- Wiley Sly

P.S. If your'e a member of the watch and reading this, then don't make even bigger fools of yourselves by trying to find me. It's sad enough you left his stuff unguarded. Morons.