I could make use of you during sales pitches. I have a few questions, however.

1.) Would you be willing to wear small outfits that are potentially revealing?

2.) Would you be willing to give customers a kiss on the cheek as part of a sales promotion?

I will put you to work on a case by case basis for large sales events if you are comfortable doing this. "Goldbrick's Gorgeous Girls" is one of the names I'm kicking around the office for the position.

Councilor Goldbrick

[a reply smelling strongly of female perfume is left]

Dear Councilor,

I'm honored you replied to my service offers so fastly.

Anyway I'm running a serious buisness: The decision in how far my outfits will be revealing will stay my decision and also the kiss on the cheek should be discussed. My services are more for social events, where you need to represent yourself and can't bring any drunken girl from an inn. Still I'm willing to help you with your buisness, honored councilor.

We should meet and discuss details in private.

Sincerly, Elizabeth