Posted outside of the old Tigereye Fortress:

The Great KM

Some miserable coward

Yes House Montezzi proud sponcer of Grey slavers.

If the miserable spineless oaf who scrawled this on a perfectly good poster wants to make good on his accusations, or call me a slaver to my handsome face, I can be reached at the Crone. Otherwise, stay the hell out of my business and keep your cowardly nose where it belongs, deep in the lickspittle and shit that miserable fools like you swim in.

I'm not here to deal slaves. It's a fool's errand, and it's not something I care to go into. Rather, as the literary representative of Mulutakt, I'm here to spread the wonders of duergar poetry, the finest rhyme and verse to be found in the Underdark.

I suspect you're a beardless, clanless, dirty rotten shield dwarf with tusks for teeth and ale steins for hands. Don't waste my time again.

- KM -