Dear Cyrus

Your short on a few bouncers I woop axe with my staff and dont ask questions. I work for cheap your place is fine sense of secuirity and all. Im also smart and can help run events and shit.

Avarice.

You're a bloody dwarf, no doubt.

Alright, then. Pay me a visit, like. Bring your purse, buy a drink, say your piece.

Leave the axe at home.

~ Cyrus Doors, Pissing Crone