Oh My! Oh me! When will they see, Foolish Lowermans should not vote-e. Our people are strong, our people are proud Why vote for Upper, when their elections are hald?

Vote none! None Vote! Else, yes, us they'll continue to smote. Our people are bold, our people are brave, Is this any way politically to behave?

Vote for none! To hell with Upper! Where were they, when I had a rat for supper?

They claim support, but that's only for votes! Pay no heed to panderers who just wish your votes!

Vote None! None Vote!

Fiends be they, Who get their way, They abuse the fact that we still can vote, But to hell with them, This goblin does say!

Vote None! None Vote!

Lower is Free.

Free from Rule.

If they ask for a vote from me,

I'll tell them to suck my Bardish Tool.

Rhymin' Symin', Political Gob-lin