Earthwalker Starag,

As you may or may not be aware, the absurd rumor that you are an animatron under Spellguard control has been spread by some denizens of the place known as Sewer Town. I am intending to publish a book in an attempt to dispel this and other pointless and harmful rumors, and would appreciate your cooperation. My request is simple: a few details of your illustrious life before coming to Sanctuary, such as your birth date and place, your parents' names, and so forth.

No need to give away anything too personal, just a bit of evidence to re-assert your human qualities. My thanks for your time, and your indulgence in such a strange request.

Sincerely,

Agent Aaron Wrinkle