Dear Hungry Harris, editor and compiler of drivel,

I challenge you, or whichever actor you choose to send in your place, to a public debate. No doubt you're aware of how inflammatory your recent words were against myself and my friend, Mr. Dederich. I intend to set you right or politically-die trying. Please pen a quick reply, as I loathe the thought that such fine penmanship would be wasted on someone with fewer testicles than a kobold has wits.

All apologies if you have none at all, I didn't mean to pry.

~Frances Allegretti