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I, the Dread Captain Thorn.

I, the Dread Captain Thorn, cannot be swatted away like the bug the hierarchy seems to believe me to be. I shall live on, and carve out the life of luxury for my friends that we deserve!

Those who wish to shove a thumb in the eye of hypocrisy and accept the living we men and women of ability deserve should flock to me, and together we shall do great things!

-- THE DREAD CAPTAIN THORN

Thorn is dead.

I can show any who wish, her skull.

Foolish copycats are only asking or seeking to stir up trouble.

-Agent Elapidae