EVENT: A contest of insults, jibes, taunts, aspersions, mockery, and abasement.
WHERE: The Pissing Crone, back-room
RULES: To be explained during the course of the venue, but briefly stated contestants insult each other and the quality of said insults are carefully judged and determine advancement in the tournament.
PRIZES: Powerful magic items for first, second, and third place.
WHEN:
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