Agent Elapidae,

Let's have lunch tomorrow.

Cordially,

Pvt. Mieredo Talanger

Stop by the tower. I'll have the Apprentice whip us up something fresh.

-Elapidae

A spot of grease stains the top of the letter.

Agent Elapidae,

Much to my surprise, a monstrous rodent has wriggled his way into your organization. Let's speak at your earliest convenience and crush this serpent in its shell, shall we?

Pvt. Mieredo Talanger