[Scribbled in a sloppy, spirited hand, and placed up by a small boy with a shiney gold coin in hand]
THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.
CITIZENS OF THIS CITY MUST STOP THROWING ABOUT FOOLISH IDEAS AND CONFLICT IN THE PUBLIC SPECTACLE, ZHURKWOOD BEING AS RARE AS IT IS, IT SHOULD BE NOT WASTED ON PAPER!
SIGN THIS PETITION TO SEE THAT PETITIONS ARE BANNED FROM THIS CITY!
Jerad F. Letwa, Oghman