*this letter is clearly written in flowing script from a proffesional hand*

Dear Captain Thorn,

I wish to join your crew and help with what ever plans you have, be they stealing, looting or general misconduct. I have spent many years in retirment but i am now willing to come out and work for you and only you. Please let me know when i can come and see if i am worthy to join.

Yours with love,

Belo Macasta.

*the letter smells faintly of undead*