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Captain Thorn's Crew -- Recruit

[Posted in Mur, Lolibliplop and Lower]

1) The Captain is God. Her words trump all rules.

2) Loot and Swag is distributed proportionately to how much work you did, and whether or not you're strong enough to take it without argument. It's a complicated system. Best to let the Captain decide if an issue arises.

3) You're free to submit to cowardice at any time in a paying job, so long as you understand that's a forfeiture of any loot.

4) You don't betray crew mates, ever.

5) No telling the truth to Law Enforcers, about anything, ever.

6) Rules can be voted in by majority Crew Consent, or made by the Captain.

7) We're all here to make money. You get so greedy that some of us aren't, and I'll gut you.

8 ) You get annoying, and I'll gut you.

9) You screw us over, and I'll gut you.

10) Everyone works, everyone profits.

These are the rules of the crew. If you can follow these, you let me know, and we'll see about getting you rolling in cash.

A word, however. I don't keep secrets. You won't learn anything by joining my gang, that you won't learn not being in it. So, to you people who'd like to spy for the Watch, you may as well save your time, and come for me straight forward like .

Leave word for Thorn at Mur

-The Dread Captain Thorn

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