To my dearest Sten,

Every day I spend watching you never fails to take my breath away. You linger in my thoughts, leaving me addled and overwhelmed. One could even say that you sweep me off my feet. I adore your beard, and long to keep one just like it close with me. I try to make your every act known to me, as it so often fills me with such a flurry of emotion. I keep longing to hear your voice say certain sweet words. Though you never do seem to notice me for longer than an instant, I always find myself staring at you from the distance, waiting for the time we could speak alone.

Until that time comes, ~ Your secret admirer.

Dear Secret Admirer that

Clearly if you enjoy watching a watchmen go on patrol you must have nothing better to do.

Also more clearly its obvious when you say speak alone you mean speak alone kill me and get 2500 coins.

In other words im not doing shit unless I get a name and you specify where we meet.

From

Private Sten