Be it known to all men and women of Lower that the Paper Conservation Act will now be placed into law. All citizens will be required to take any papers or postings left by the Spellguard in Lower, place them on the ground, and urinate on them. By these means we will encourage the more conversative use of paper and keep our valuable resources for more important things than the word of Spellguard, such as the wiping of various asses.

*one white horn*