*written in a neat, flowing script on a dirty piece of paper*
My name is Jewel. I am so far an upstanding citizen in your city, and have just met with a very unhappy series of events. First, I was forced off a paying job, and by a drow none the less. Then, after I reported the presence of the drow to the watchman Koinus Sten, Agent Darius Miller also showed up to help find the drow, I was attacked by three individuals who were protecting the before mentioned drow. One of them was named Plopilibop.
they first attempted to extort money from me, then mugged me when I would not pay. then while a few kind souls were asisting me back to my feet, the afore mentioned persons attacked a watchman as he attempted to help me as well. these last events occured at the foot of the stairs.I am certian watchman Sten will confirm my words here. Thank you for your time. I hope these criminals can be aprehended.
Post Script Ahh, I believe I forgot to mention the name the drow gave in his attack on me. It was Ulyauth, or something to that effect. I cannot be certain I am spelling such gibberish correctly