Captain Thorne,
Some gallows birds keep tweeting into my ear about how you're digging up the yellow tin. I want in on some plate. I'm one of the best pidgeon pluckers and rum dubbers around and I know my way about a pig sticker. Got my hopes on becoming a made man someday, you know? If you're hiring, and word about the alleys is you are, then leave word with Cyrus for me.
Your pal, Swift