On behalf of the dread Captain Thorn, I'm to gather a crew of the most ablest sort to partake in a mission of terrible vengeance. Leave word for Plopilibop in the Pissing Crone or the Sultry Siren should you wish to offer your services to the Dread Captain in return for gold, plunder, and brutal retribution upon the slavers of the Dark Lake.

-- First Mate, Plopilibop