Koinus Sten has recently purchased a journal.

This cycle or the next he said. I hope my offering yesterdark has paid off.

I join the watch and find it entertaining. To dig through old records. After reading alot of these I just wonder why is it no one at all suspected walters was a slaver.

The deed is done I did all I could yet in the end I lost a citizein of Sanctuary. I knew I shouldnt have let that note be investigated. I swear she might still be around if azzam hadnt given it to her.

I think im earning the respect of my superiors and well most of my fellow privates. Hmm all these files and information however. Things I woulda never known hells even things about the Tigers people dont know about. I wish alot of these old watchmen where around they seemed like good people.

Damn it I stand by them. I ratted out the mutineer. I have 2500 on my head. Now there going to take something that precious. I sometimes consider that I chose the wrong side in that conflict.

Hmm I have to pursue the strangest Criminals. Thorne if anything needs to learn that kidinapping dosent help shes better off just selling them then make a huge big deal over kidinapping. I wonder who shell strike next Im hoping Its Talanger .

Agenda and Reminders

1 Never Recamend halflings into the watch Again a Big Mistake on my part.

2 Resolve the Rhukt Situation.

3 Find a lass. (thats human or Elf)

4 Write some storys

5 Get promoted

So Far Macasta plop and the fatass are in the cells. Its a shame if Thorne was more Brutal and left no survivors she would have only a charge of Murder on her . If She just let her Comrade Rot She Would get away.

A Tale of Dread Captain Thorne

I tell a tale of a Dread Captain who abandoned her fathers Wishes. Did some ilegal things then hid and did more ilegal things. KIdinapped people. Had She just slew everyone in the mines theyd just be another victim of parell in the underdark with no evidence. Thornes Boldness and Loath to Kill was her weakness.She could of killed all the Firehearts and gotten away with it Easy.

Instead she took them captive. She Coulda sold them to slavery and made a profit. Instead she ends up freeing them. Thornes Mercy and Compassion was her Weakness.

Plop A Character to say the least. Plop Didnt have Thornes Flaws and was Blunt of her intentions. Shes a thief in the Dark Who Striked Switfly and Effective.

The Sad thing about all this?

THEY ALL COULDA JUST LAID LOW DONE NOTHING AND RETIRED SOMEWHERE WITH THEIR VAST FORTUNE BUT INSTEAD THEY WALKED AROUND LOWERS STREETS WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING! THEY COULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST FEARED BAND OF ALL THE DARK BUT INSTEAD THEY BLEW IT ALL AWAY!

What am I? I am a Peace Keeper I enforce Law and Order I prosecute All Who isnt myself.

For I am a Sanctuary WatchDwarf

I

1 Keep the streets clean of Lowers Filth and Seeker Rats.

2 Get coins and profit and alot of it.

3 Am paid a grand Salary and storage to Defend the Streets.

4 I have lost everything My integrity taking orders from Humans My Beard. But i gain power authority information and coins.

The love of coins shiny coins they buy me food drink they are Shiny. The more the Better I have a love of coins Fine Food Drink Women. Some Strike it odd but I admire the Human and Longeared Women.

Ive been to Sanctuary for many years and well few Women of my kin. (plus whats the point to much competitions with others of my kin and Breenas a bitch.)

For I am a Sanctuary WatchDwarf

Good that stupid Human Lothor is gone. Who did he think he was Giving the Order to Remove my beard. Hes Lucky I didnt personally off him. Ive Outlasted Lothor just like I will Outlast Everyone else and then I will become.

SHERIFF STEN!

COMMANDER OF THE RESERVES

WARDEN OF THE WATCH HOUSE

SHERIFF OF THE SANCTUARY WATCH

I just need to bide me time.

*sten being bored Scribbles a few notes*

On the Races

Humans- They be Dumb and such short lived and short thinkers I swear they think of the most retarded Laws to enforce sometimes. Itd be completly legal for me to hire a ring of assasins as long as the notes are Destroyed and I dont have the heads. Itd be completly legal for me to have tea partys and entourage with known criminals. Only humans would make laws. The only thing good they have is women. Plus Humans Breed with anything elves orcs Demons Angels Oh and Did I mention Dragons?

Halflings Every Halfling I meet seems to be a sneak or scout of some kind I mean Come on can they do anything besides Sneak and Pick Locks? Give me a break also they resist arrest alot sometimes I wish it was legal for my axe to slip sometimes.

Gnomes- They dont commit crimes but come on why is it every gnome is an inventor or an ilusionist I mean give me a break all these stupid Animatrons and Confusing control panels that are useless. Gnomes are either crazed inventors and ilusionists. Or Crazed Urdlenights whove got the wisdom of an orc.

Elves- Skinny Huge Pointed Ears. Elves are so Old I swear. Even by my standards their Ancient. I mean give me a break. The only good thing Elves have is the women. Nothing but pure looks pfft well if an elf was a whore they could get anyone killed so I suppose that makes up for their general lack of skill and aloofness. Stupid Morwen she fecking kissed that Sentinel to make me jealouse. Noted Elves dont stab you physically they do it emotionally well im not that weak to fall for emotional Crap.

Half-Orcs Why I cant kill them is a question I ask. WHY WE WANT ONE TO BE A WATCHMEN IS A HUGE QUESTION I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKES ITS AN ORC A STUPID STUPID ORC WHO SPEAKS COMMON TO TRY AND DISAUDE US I SWEAR I WISH IT WAS LEGAL TO KILL THESE THINGS. Along with the Orcness they have everyone that makes a human a moron.

Half-Elves They seem to possess the humans idiotness and the Elves THou I am Better than else. If anything its one of the worse creatures alive.

Dwarves-Where stout kick ass Drink ale dont fall for the humans crap and can live long without having to be as stupid as elves. Pfft Where the one race thats fit to rule all the others We Deserve the Wealth of the Dragons when Ages come All of Toril will be ruled by My kin and I will Discover the River of gold I swear by the ( DEITY IS FOIG BITCH)

Drow- Very very very Stupid Creatures id consider them quite Well if they wherent so Paranoid.

Duergar- I hate Coalskins they basicaly are sort idiots I dont know why I cant just kill one.

Koa-Toa They are quite the creatures Know how to Shut up Know how to Spend and make coins Dont piss me off. Koa Toa are good to Bargain with in my Expierience.

Goblins- I hate them so much best to just kill and take their gold.

Kobolds- Slimy cowards that cant win a fight plus Sten Chops their heads off if they Screw with him ever.

That Dumb Idiot Smalls. He thinks hes hot stuff because he got to slay demon. Well I got to beat arrest and slay a demon and try and make 3000 off his tail so whos the smart one now!

Oh Millers an ungrateful Worm I saved his life without so much as a thank you for no fleeing. I swear I should of just waited for that unseelie to kill him and then jump out and slay it. hmm.

*sten now writes down retarded random stuff.*

Hobgoblins are drunken morons

Demons always waste time.

Halflings are stupid....

Thorne was an idiot.

Spellguard stole Substance.

Good Shes dead I hope the beast it next.

I never thought a dumb Dead elf would solve alot of problems. For the lair of a deeead Elf may solve all my problems.

*this journal is locked in a storage chest at Rhunyon Arms*

Faraday dare to call me corupt. That fecking lower is a moron does he realise that I am PRIVATE STEN! STEN THE WATCH DWARF!

Ha goodbye Faraday I hope you have a splendid time in hell. Its ironic Rats really do eat their own kind.

good Goldbrick won poor Redd is so mad that Francis Won.

New Wish list

1No Half-Orcs or Halflings in the watch again.

2 More coins.

3 More Lasses.

4 That damn promotion to Sgt

5 a new better axe then this crappy one.

Who to thank.

1 Uneelie- Thank you for invading that one time you killed that bitch Hadley and I got an awsome new belt and I indirectly thank you.

2 Thomas and his Mysterious tomb- Thank you for getting rid of that beast Smalls.

3 My coins thank you for being their when I always need it.

4 *this note apparantly has been crossed out from what was once said*

5 Sheriff Azzam for recruiting me.

6 Elf and Human lasses for being so pretty.

7 Food and Ale for tasting good as I spend away tax dollars to feed myself.

8 I thank my Lord for answering my prayars you always listen.

9 I thank Meriado Talanger for Being on leave so I no longer deal with that lower piece of filth.

10 *again what was once written here is crossed out*

11 *what once written here is crossed out*

12 Wierd Sailor who--------------------------------- *crossed out*

13 *again crossed out*

14 M-------------------------------------- *all but the letter m is crossed out*

15 Sgt Blackbeard for his arresting methods.

Ha goodbye Faraday I hope you have a splendid time in hell. Its ironic Rats really do eat their own kind.

good Goldbrick won poor Redd is so mad that Francis Won.

New Wish list

1No Half-Orcs or Halflings in the watch again.

2 More coins.

3 More Lasses.

4 That damn promotion to Sgt

5 a new better axe then this crappy one.

Who to thank.

1 Uneelie- Thank you for invading that one time you killed that bitch Hadley and I got an awsome new belt and I indirectly thank you.

2 Thomas and his Mysterious tomb- Thank you for getting rid of that beast Smalls.

3 My coins thank you for being their when I always need it.

4 *this note apparantly has been crossed out from what was once said*

5 Sheriff Azzam for recruiting me.

6 Elf and Human lasses for being so pretty.

7 Food and Ale for tasting good as I spend away tax dollars to feed myself.

8 I thank my Lord for answering my prayars you always listen.

9 I thank Meriado Talanger for Being on leave so I no longer deal with that lower piece of filth.

10 *again what was once written here is crossed out*

11 *what once written here is crossed out*

12 Wierd Sailor who--------------------------------- *crossed out*

13 *again crossed out*

14 M-------------------------------------- *all but the letter m is crossed out*

15 Sgt Blackbeard for his arresting methods.