Dear Councilor Deepingdale,

If you would retain my services as a political advisor, might I begin by humbly suggesting you end your petty squabble with a popular six-term Councilor?

If you poison your relationship with your own colleagues, you will find yourself isolated on the Council and helpless to set the agenda. I am possessed of many talents, but sadly, I have no cure for impotence. If you continue on this path there will be nothing I can do to help you.

From what I have heard, most of what you aim to do can be accomplished through other means. Perhaps it might be wise to consult your advisor on these matters before attempting to carry them through in the future.

Respectfully,

Lt. Ingrid Mordis Kenning Trades and Imports Port Lothor, City of Sanctuary