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Machine Big Machine

Hits| Really Hard Speed| Immobile Armored| Heavily Attacks| Summons Little Machines Damage| Kill right out Reach| All of Dunwarren Special Attacks| Lightning Bolts from Ceiling Special Qualities| Repairs Self, Attracts Stupid Worshipping Humans, Immune to Enchantments _________________________________________________________ Climate\Terrain| All of Dunwarren, Parts of Canal and Lake, Sewage System Organization| Big Machine -> Medium Machines -> Little Machines Treasure| Big Machine terrific treasure, but how to fit in pockets? Alignment| Seems to hate everyone.

Big Machine, also called Mechanica, the Machine, Mother of Animatrons and other names, is a powerful weapon originally developed by the goblins of Skrug's tribe so long ago that none of us remember. It is clear we made first Big Machine though because gnomes are too stupid to make something that works.

Thousands of years ago, goblins were best engineers of world, but humans and elves and dwarves were afraid of our machina and attacked us. The gnomes were worst, they dug a huge shaft and snuck into our cities and stole Skrug's Tablets of Animatronics (the true name is lost to history, so I am inventing this one). They used these to create the Big Machine.

But gnomes are stupid. Gnomes did not build her right, they left the Machine flawed, and corrupted the patterns so it would hate goblins instead of serve them and create their weapons and lighnting shooting crossbows that never run out of power and can be used to kill EVERYONE.

Combat: Should not combat big Machine. It can kill you, it can make more machines to kill you even deader. Must deactivate big Machine and rebuild it according to goblin know-how and fix all gnome screw-ups.

Appetite Evil Spirit

Hits| No Body, Can't Hit Speed| Immobile Armored| No Body, Can't Hit Attacks| Controls Chosen Damage| Kill right out Reach| Big Pit Special Attacks| Special Qualities| Immune to Everything _________________________________________________________ Climate\Terrain| Big Pit Organization| Chosen Hunters -> Chosen -> Rats Treasure| Bones and Goo Alignment| Wants to eat everyone.

All machines requires fuels to make power. Stupid humans think power comes from lightning made by water, that maybe makes some stuff work and powers animatron's hearts like Power Cores. Get Power Core for big animatron to make.

But how animate animatron? Stupid humans not figure out. It is Appetite. Appetite need sacrifices to make animatrons. Machine is alive like Kingy and Prophetess think, and Appetite is its hungers for fuel. It eat foods, items threwed in garbage maybe, maybe all garbage go to junk yard. Show junkyard to Kingy. Appetite though suck at souls, makes all around dead and calls deep lizards to die here.

Machine eat, so Machine shit too. All it shit is glowing green, pours into Canal through Pee Pee of Machine, but also has terrible green gas like goblin on beans. Green gas floods into Sewers, makes rats bigger and meaner. Maybe make goblins bigger and meaner? Good idea!

Combat: Can't fight Appetite, just appease it. It very hungry, so if need to, feed it. Best idea, feed it Kingy and Prophetess someday, but not too soon. They are funny and useful to goblin Skrug.