Consider this letter the formal lodging of a complaint against your very spacious establishment. Though upon entering I encountered excellent service and a quite agreeable selection of beverages, I cannot tolerate the absence of properly sized furniture from your common and guest rooms. Why, not a block away you might find a venue for the purchase of reasonably priced, decently proportioned furniture to cater to the needs of your gnomish customers. Until such time as you can see fit to provide for our needs, I regret to say I will be searching for somewhere else to spend my hard-earned coins for food, drink, and lodging.

Sincerely, Perudo Bogglehop