Dear Cyrus,
I was wondering if it was the policy of the Pissing Crone Inn to ban customers who are trying to eat, drink, and rent rooms? One of your bouncers banned me from your inn due to the fact I had upset his personal friend, which did not occur in your wonderful inn. I hardly think that can be good for business. If this is how customers are treated by your bouncers that are causing no fights, no commotion, and just trying to spend a great deal of coins, then I will move to another inn. I was merely curious on your stance on these matters.
~Kendra Osbourne~