This letter is sealed with some wax and adressed for Sergeant Lothor. The writing seems as elegant as ever, an effort surely made with it.
Dear Sergeant Lothor,
I would like to express my interest in serving as an assistant for such a dishonorable and incompetent man as yourself. It would be ever so lovely, and I do believe we have even met a few times in the past. Hopefully I made a good impression.
If you would ask my opinion, I must say I experience myself as competent in all the required fields. Unfortunately I fear my physical appearance may outmatch yours, but I'll make sure to wear a helm and bow just slighty at all times.
Also, I am almost certain that I can determine the time of death for at least a few people. Who knows, you might even know them personally.
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