This little roll of parchment is dropped off somewhere safe in the Shrine in Lower Sanctuary by Buzzlebub. He's become a good enough writer to spell completely in Common now, without any traces of Goblin words or mannerisms in the text.

Dear Nasty Seekers!

Buzzlebub be knowing that you be hating Buzzlebub... and Buzzlebub be hating you all back! But he have major bad news for Seekers! He would be telling someone else, but everyone thinks Buzzlebub is trying to be tricksy! He swears he isn't! He swears it!

Buzzlebub was approached by Slug-goblin! Slug-goblin wanted Broken Teef to ally with Slugs! He kept talking that Slugs were strongest and be getting stronger! Buzzlebub immediately ran and went invisible when he heard that goblin was Slug! He used magic to summon rats to fight Slug! But Slug was strong! Slug killed all of Buzzlebub's rats!

Buzzlebub be willing to meet with Seekers maybe... show that Broken Teef aren't allies with Slugs! We help in war against Slugs! But we must meet in open place! Place where Buzzlebub knows Seekers won't be tricksy and murder him!

The Mighty Wizzer-Shaman Buzzlebub IV... ... Chieftan of Da Broken Toof Clan... ... and Protector of Lower Sanctuary!