During the Late 1700's, when king Henry the VIII was in power, he was a large fellow. Now, the stool was where he went and used his bathroom, now again, he didn't wipe his own ass, so who did it for him?

This is to test your knowledge of the dirty, the low, and the down right disgusting about history. After about 25 answers, I will give you the answer.

None of the above.

Thomas, please keep disgusting threads to yourself (no matter how historically educational it is).

I, and hopefully everyone else on this forum, don't know who or what wiped some fat king's backside. If you, however, do know who did it, you are now a "Master of Perverse History" to me.

Said it like it is, Ace

The DM's were possessing some goblins talking about sex. Is that any more disgusting than that?

Yeah, sex, disgusting. Girls have cooties, ewwwwwwwwwww.

Consider yourself lucky that your character got to interact with some vile DM possessed goblins.

If you don't like it, I'd be more than happy for my character to interact with some gross DM monsters instead of yours!

So What Johannes Got to Cybor with Npcs with Joe Blogs. However Johannes threatened hed tell everyone about it so they said ok Well Make you a Dm. -THE tRUth!

Btw this is theory based on no chatlogs facts or evidence.

This kind of stuff is not suitable for EFU's off topic boards. There are plenty of other places on the internet where I'm sure this kind of discussion would be adored, but EFU is not it. Lock.