I am writing with reference to an incident earlier, whereby a private of yours attempted to arrest me without proffering any sort of reasonable explanation (or arrest warrant, for that matter)- and for not one, but two supposed murders, no less! I am loathe to present my head to your gallows for obvious reasons, particularly when your young privates have already decided to make themselves judge and jury , and thus I feel I must write this letter to ask exactly what has given such cause for their radical attempts on my person. Reply to the Crone, please.
Yours vexedly,
signed Katheryn Vedrana