Hello. I'm a DM!

"Sweet Heineken! It's the beginning of the apocalypse! Help! HELP!"

"All of them. Gone. They never had a chance!"

"Why. WHY?!"

I am holding you all ransom. You all have twenty-four hours to surrender your undivided loyalty and worship to me, or EfU will detonate spontaneously.

Or maybe EfU will just have a lot more crazy villains.

I'm looking forward to working with you all.