I'm not away 'cause I'm back! Here I am, back in Canada! I brought you some pictures from Europe!
Here is a picture of the Space Needle in France, Paris. It's a very beautiful sight during an eclipse, as shown here. In France, they call fries frites.
This is a picture of the place I stayed at the bottom of Mt. Europe, Europe's tallest mountain. I was going to try climbing it, but apparently it gets pretty cold and I was like nuts to that, no way dudes. But anyway, they serve pretty good frites.
Here is a picture of me using my placing-items-on-the-ground skills from NWN to celebrate YMCA, which is apparently a European holiday similar to Christmas. I'd also like to take this oppourtunity to ask my fellow EfU players to never make characters with mistletoe belt buckles. It is going to bring back very painful memories and I'd probably have to log off for a bit.
Here I am watching T.V. in Spain. As you can see, Spain is a very colourful place, and man do they know how to make a table. Unfortunately, the remote is glued to the table, which makes no kinds of sense.
This picture was taken in Boliviatown, Bolivia, which is a hip spot for the youngsters. Can you see me there? I make Europe look good. This picture I obviously didn't take myself, but I intimidated the photographer later with my superior physical size. They're so short there, it's crazy. This picture on your screen is 1:1 scale.
Here is the city Assassin's Creed was based off; Mecca. The two dapper gents pictured above are Jade Raymond's personal masseuses. They're actually both gay, but in two entirely incompatible ways. We went out for drinks, and later played some DDR. Did you know that in Europe, DDR is played without shoes?
Well, there you have it. Thank you so very much for all your patience, and I promise to do my darndest to make EfU as fun for you as Europe was for me!