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Scribbled Letter to Chief Buzzlebub

This note can be found underneath a small rock placed near Buzzlebub's sleeping quarters in Sewer Town. It is written entirely in Goblin, marred by a few spelling errors, and tends to wobble up and down the page in a jerky fashion.

Chief,

Big Boss letting you know that along with other dangers in sewers, is rude Elf men in shiny-strong helmets. Helmets look very good, Deebek wants, but elf men do not say where Deebek could find. Actually, says very little to Deebek at all, but to pinkskins around Deebek...Even call Deebek 'it'.

Deebek not an it. Deebek is a he. Deebek is sure of it, because he saw grieving goblin widow later, and got excited...crying always excite Deebek, you know.

Anywhos, is mean men called Sentinels. Deebek mebbe lucky, cuz pinkskins stick up for him, and elf men not fight Deebek. Is very mighty, but Sentinels mebbe dangerous, and not like to talk. So even if Deebek be saying that he follow Clan rules and not hurt pinkskins, they mebbe not listen and fight anyways. Then Deebek must fight, and things be bad.

...Deebek wonder if elf men might be nicer if Deebek shares secret elf leg recipe with them. Tender cut of pinkskin thigh, dipped in creamy green mushroom sauce before soaking in Rebxn's pot of spiced ratty tails with pinch of Chosen heart blood... Here wetness streaks the writing. Possibly drool.

Pinkskins mebbe not appreciate good cuisine. They strange like that.

Big Boss Deebek.

Written in a mix of goblin and common by the greenskin Buzzlebub, this bit of tangled refuse is left for Big Boss Deebek.

Dear Deebek, Big Boss of Da Broken Toof Clan!

I be hearing these things, and it makes this little goblin be weeping. To hear that longlegs can be wandering into the sewers and disrespecting us in our own home!

It being almost time, Big Boss. You must be resisting the urge to be smashing them! I have been absent for a long time, but I am back.

Da Broken Teef are back. We're taking back what being ours.

The Mighty Wizzer-Shaman Buzzlebub IV... ... Chieftan of Da Broken Toof Clan!

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