Say a fellow is 700 pounds in his pack, would he be able to sit down on a wooden stool?

Say, what things -could- he do without destroying his knee caps?

Carry cabbages.

700 pounds of cabbage weighs as much as 700 pounds of solid steel, Strife.

Feathers then. Feathers are lighter than steel.

Damnit!

-.-

Damn...you ...all

... What?

I'd say let the engine be the engine -- and you can drag around 603457 pounds very slowly, and you can also sit in chairs without them turning to splinters, etc.

Your carry weight shouldn't really be treated literally.