This letter is mangled and crumpled, written on the back of a miscellaneous campaign flyer in dried rothe dung. Smelling of earth and urine, it finds its way by chance in the Temple of Hoar. The creature who wrote it obviously struggled to keep it entirely in Common, though a few goblin words still slip through at random places. Despite this, it seems to be quite legible. Dear Hoar-man!

This is being the Wizzer-Shaman Buzzlebub! Buzzlebub be thinking hard on what you be telling him! Buzzlebub be wanting to give maaaaajor monies to mega-mojo God Hoar! He be wanting to be penancing like Hoar-man says! He wanting to be being goody goody! He no want cause trouble!

But man and gnome keep saying they be smashing Buzzlebub if they be seeing him in Lower! They be wanting to be eating Mighty Buzzlebub, I be thinking!

Buzzlebub be doing goody things. He kill evil hobgoblin. He squish rats in Mary's house, you can be asking her! He be killing evil floating eyeballs in tunnels! Even if he being monster, he be being trying to help!

Buzzlebub asks if maybe Hoar-man can make it safe for Buzzlebub to be in city? Buzzlebub promises to be good! But he can't be good if he being squished!

Mighty Wizzer-Shaman Buzzlebub IV... ... Chieftan of Da Broken Toof Clan!