Written sloppily in a heavy mixture of both Goblin and Common, this folded up bit of parchment is dropped on the counter of the Bald Goblin by Buzzlebub. Things are spelt and worded somewhat properly in the letter simply to make reading easier.

Dear Mister Bald!

I am being the Mighty Wizzer Buzzlebub of Da Broken Toof Clan! I not knowing if you be knowing of my clan, but I be thinking maybe you do.

There is much promise for the Great Mister Bald tomorrow, if he aids Da Broken Teef today!

Chief Buzzlebub be wanting list of important goblins in Lower Sanctuary. Chief Buzzlebub be wanting list of locations of goblins in area surrounding Sanctuary that not being likely to eat Buzzlebub! You can be having protection of Da Broken Teef if you be helping them.

Your Goblin Piss is delicious!

The Mighty Wizzer-Shaman of Da Broken Toof Clan... ... Buzzlebub IV!

Dear Mister Buzzlebub IV!

Yushri knows lots about important goblins in Lower Sanctuary. There is big important goblin name Gobbler in sewer. He likes stew. He has big mighty goblin tribe you should meet. He also has Rebxn the Apprentice of Stew. He is lucky to be Apprentice of Stew.

Yushri is sad to tell you that most goblins die by Seekers not long ago. Good goblin named Grulpo who run honest business in rock selling chased far away to place called Sewer Town. He maybe not important, but he has good heart.

Not many other goblins in Sanctuary. Yushri wishes there were more goblins. Yushri heard of mighty goblin far away from Sanctuary. His name Colonel Spitfire and he attack Sanctuary gates with mighty goblin army before. Yushri not know where he is now.

Thank you for complimenting my goblin piss! I make it myself.

Your humble servant, ... Yushri the Bald

On the back of the letter recieved from Yushri, Buzzlebub writes yet another message.

Dear Mister Bald!

You is being good friend of Da Broken Teef! Your name be sung about in halls of clan for years to come! Mighty Bald who help Broken Toof Clan Chieftan in time of need!

But more being needed! Mighty Buzzlebub being needing names of goblin tribes outside Sanctuary! Buzzlebub need raise big group for clan! Maybe Bald's memory being needing jogging?

Help Buzzlebub, help Da Broken Toof Clan, help your kind!

You'll have to share the recipe for your Goblin Piss sometime!

The Mighty Wizzer-Shaman of Da Broken Toof Clan... ... Buzzlebub IV!

Dear Mister Buzzlebub IV!

Yushri is sad to be informing you that he is not go outside of Sanctuary lots. Underdark is dangerous! Only goblin tribe he know out of city is mighty Colonel Spitfire, but Yushri has not seen Colonel Spitfire for long time. Maybe he gone forever? Yushri does not know.

Your humble servant, ... Yushri the Bald