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How many five years olds can you fight?

Ever wondered how many annoying little brothers you could take on, or how many of those annoying chavs who hang outside the shop?

Well, now you'll know!

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20

27 :lol:

20 8)

31!

27 rock on for the mega slush

22.

26

26. I have no moral compass.

Can't even get on the damn site.

*swears a lot*

I, personally, think the real question is how many five year olds it would take to beat a tiger.

and no, you cant freeze the 5 yr olds first to make them sting more.

I got 22, damn moral compass.

I got 20. Roommates got 18 and 30.

Thirty, lolz.

I got 12...

33, I win.

25.

20.

Thirty nine.

I feel like such a badass. <.<

27 Thanks to my cunning use of a 5 year old as a +1 club

I'm nice. Only 22.

This is madness, I got 30. Then thats more than likily because I'm tall with a fairly powerful build and a nasty temper :twisted:

26

21

Seeing as I forgot to post mine, I was around 28 I believe.

Between MD and me we could take on 50 of the little buggers. 25 here.

This isn't very accurate.

Edit: Also, my cadaver is worth $5515.

Twenty Five. I can probably kick the shit out of the first few by luring them with promises of sweets, and scooby-doo cartoons. After which, I'd promptly pick up one of the little bastards by the arm, and wail at the other ones. The end of the Era of Five year olds, is among us! Go forth my freedom fighters, and lets kick some little kid can.

My niece turns five in four months time. It scares the crap out of me.

25 small children would fall under my might.

It says 18 but I know from experience it's higher ...

16 five year olds, unbelievable

I am more heartless than the DaJollyMole!

Always about you, isn't it Thomas?

Seems like it tips the fight in your favor a fair bit, allegedly even I would manage to take ten of them.

36. In one sense I feel that I should be ashamed, in another I feel that I should be proud. :twisted:

30. I took weapon specialization in Small Human Clubs.

Man ... after three pages I must confess ...

I still don't get it. :shock:

Got it.

I got 20.

:lol:

Note:

You automatically increase your "score" by 5 if your personal description is something like:

*His red eyes smolder with the hate and death of thousands of innocents he has trodden underfoot. You feel your soul being ripped from you as you even dare to look in his direction, and should you actually do it, you feel warmth spreading down your leg as you realize you have just wet yourself out of sheer terror.*

+2 more if you listened to NiN or LeatherStrap, or something else rather painful while writting it.