Ordinants,

I understand your constant Crusade is a difficult one, and you often find yourselves undermanned and spread thinly, therefore I have taken the initiative, and must report sighting of aberrant activity, within the residential district not five metres from my estate.

I shan't go into detail, as such things are best conveyed through words.

You may find me at your leisure, to hear my tale.

Stay vigilant,

*Recived*

Mister Donrick,

Hello! This is disturbing news, thank you for reporting it. I'm going to find you as soon as possible to discuss more about this, any aberrant threat and activity must be slammed down and removed immediately.

Ordinant Mirabella Merribuck.