RPL,
My friends and I may be the sort you are looking for. We specialize in the silent acquisition of oddities that have 'disputed ownership claims'. Amongst our finest is Mucus the Muscle, a quick, silent and strong human of mixed blood, Gorgeous Kate, a distracting beauty whose song is as heartrending as a denial to her bed chamber, and myself. We move, live and breathe in shadow's embrace.
We are also willing to work with others of your choosing, provided they are the levelheaded kind who keep their heads about them in times of adversity. We are not murderers who shed blood needlessly, and we prefer to operate without confrontation. Should you be interested in procuring our services, leave word for 'Swift' here at the Pissing Crone Inn.
~Swift