Aspiring writers, poets, essayists, and researchers are invited to submit a written work to Aleczumberzeil te Esoterotept. All works of suitable quality will be offered the chance to be published. The author of the finest work received in terms of skill, craft, and general interest will win a special prize of five hundred gold coin and a magical artifact.

All entries should be submited to Aleczumberzeil te Esoterotept, c/o the Last Stand or Pissing Crone. Works should be submited within the next ten day.